Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Typical Chines Towkay xD

Take a break ...There was once an Chinese man called Ah Huat who was involved in a terrible caraccident. In the hospital, when he gained his consciousness, he called out forthe nurse to know what had happened to him. "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash". "Car crash! My Mercedes! My Mercedes! Is my car all right?" he askedhysterically. "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries. You've lostyour left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it", she saidapologetically. "I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!" "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a verycritical condition and all your family are here to see you". He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, hecalled for each of them. "Wife, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you" "Son, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you" "Daughter, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Well," said Ah Huat thoughtfully, "if all of you are here, WHO IS LOOKING AFTERTHE SHOP ?!!!"

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